Combat Human Chronic Wasting Disease (HCWD)

In the interest of community health, I present a dietary regimen that is sure to be a hit with young and old.

1) Whole wheat toast for breakfast, unbuttered, with a half of a grapefruit
2) For lunch, a glass of vegetable juice, with six almond slices, and a dry rag for chewing
3) Little Debbies for supper
4) Then some nutritious wax flavorines in melted Velveeta.
5) Marvelous space retaining hairless trout in carmex sauce
6) A handful of lost rice patties with Asian wood borers
7) Stoned beef, thoroughly expatriated, on fire and infuriated
8) Poultry, in vitriol and bile jubilee, caustic and a real splash with the folks!
9) Recycled landing gear, loosely folded
10) Threatening gestures and bold assertions while displaying feral traits
11) Non-traditional famous Helpless Pie
12) The square root of seven
13) Leaven, heavily foamed, spoiled beyond belief
14) Julietta's Immortal filet of soul, garnished with parsley and garlic, never mind a fork, just wolf it down!
15) Nepalese footgear
16) No, none of the footgear
17) Hearty steins of waste oil
18) Skip number 17, it killed 23,000 crack soldiers last week.
19) Excuse me for a moment
20) I am back. That is about all I can remember.